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Stop yelling at me

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:31:37 -0300

Stop yelling at me

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT’S DIARY * DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:13:00 -0300

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT’S DIARY

* DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

* DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair.. must try this on their bed.

* DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was…Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

* DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo.” What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

* DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call “beer..” More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

* DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time……

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“I am indifferent to your suffering”

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:05:30 -0300

“I am indifferent to your suffering”

Church Fight

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:04:45 -0300

Church Fight

Invasion

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:27:27 -0300

Invasion

they hate us because they hate our freedom

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:14:00 -0300

they hate us because they hate our freedom

Piracy

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:30:10 -0300

Piracy

little dog

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:54:40 -0300

little dog

Lower Standards

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:57:18 -0300

Lower Standards

WARNING!

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:40:10 -0300

WARNING!

It is Finnished…

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:12:08 -0300

It is Finnished…

Collection of Cool Pepsi Ads

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:01:59 -0300

Collection of Cool Pepsi Ads

Third Law

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:08:41 -0300

Third Law

Dolphin Baby and Parent

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:05:50 -0300

Dolphin Baby and Parent

What do you see?

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:45:35 -0300

What do you see?

Girl, cat

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:04:37 -0300

Girl, cat

Three in row

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:54:28 -0300

Three in row

Too fast!

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:40:13 -0300

Too fast!

Mac, PC, Linux

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:18:48 -0300

Mac, PC, Linux

Dirty Trees

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:27:18 -0300

Dirty Trees